Remember when there were grown-ups in the world? I remember when they would always tell me of the three things that were bound to happen to me. Whatever I did, I was either going to…
Viagra maker, Pfizer, is merging with Irish pharma giant Allergan, maker of Botox. This is a marriage straight from petri dish heaven, two companies cashing in on a desire to turn back the clock. Or…
In L.A., the high-speed car chase is about as common as Botox on a Real Housewife. There’s nothing better to break up the monotony of the day than to see The View suddenly interrupted for…
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long…
My birthday is approaching, and I’m researching beauty treatments to (make myself think) I look like I did ten years ago. Asking around, I was amazed at how many women are getting lasered, botoxed, injected,…
Really Botox? You want women to believe that they should spend obscene amounts of money for injections that are likely to result in “localized pain, infection, inflammation, tenderness. swelling, redness and/or bleeding/bruising” to correct something…
Los Angeles: The City of Angels. The land of sun, palm trees and broken dreams. The land of Botox and silicone and really great tacos and hamburgers. I had moved back here recently and was…
Women everywhere worry about their looks. They agonize over hair color and hairstyle; they either look for ways to lose weight or look for products that make them look as if they have lost weight;…
I read this article about how to get rid of the blues. I am not talking big time depression, but the temporary “Damn, I gained five pounds” or the “Damn, my day sucks” or the…
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