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Hey Old Lady! Want To Buy A Reverse Mortgage?
Facebook just hit me with an ad for coping with memory loss, probably because I recently turned 63. As far as my favorite social media site is concerned, I am now an Old Lady. Curious, […]
Pfizer, Allergan Merge: Promises Boners with Less Wrinkles
Viagra maker, Pfizer, is merging with Irish pharma giant Allergan, maker of Botox. This is a marriage straight from petri dish heaven, two companies cashing in on a desire to turn back the clock. Or […]
The special blue pill
I hear my husband running down the hall to where I stood in the bathroom putting in my contacts. “What is this?” He’s holding out his hand. I look down at it, thinking it’s a […]
Unicorn Bites #508
My 4-year-old daughter wants anything she sees in a commercial. Today I had to explain to her why I can’t get her Viagra. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 23, 2014 Navy recruiter: Any experience at […]
Trash Talkin’ in the Rx Line
I was as much curious as anything else to see what the doctor had actually prescribed. Just to look at the script, it looks to be written in some ancient code, scratched on paper either […]
New Horror Film
FADE IN on the sun setting over a perfectly idyllic small town somewhere in the Northeast, the comforting rays of light dappling the changing colors, the last golden hues reflecting off the many church steeples […]
Boehner’s Up!
In light of the political climate of the US, I have decided that it might be time to infuse some weak humor into the weak world known as Congress. Hope it at least brings a […]
I Think They Have Me Mixed Up With Someone Else!
Dear Spammers: Thank you for making my day. Your offers of local sluts, Viagra and male enhancement devices give me more than my share of daily laughs. Keep them coming! Laughter is very healing. By […]
Are You Dead Yet?
Not too long ago, a woman woke up in an ER in Syracuse, NY just in the nick of time. It seems that despite a nurse’s concerns that the patient was not dead because she […]