The Handmermaid’s Tale (Season 3)
Tag: mermaid
Unicorn Bites #508
My 4-year-old daughter wants anything she sees in a commercial. Today I had to explain to her why I can’t get her Viagra. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 23, 2014 Navy recruiter: Any experience at […]
Unicorn Bites 3/5/14
Me: I fixed our daughter’s hair. Wife: That’s not a barrette. It’s a chip clip. Women are so picky. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 My 1-year-old wants to be a mermaid when she […]