American Dessert RABBIT RACECARS INGREDIENTS food dye vial 4 TwinkiesTM 4 PeepsTM 4 mini white fudge or yogurt covered pretzels 16 mini OreosTM PREPARATION Carefully use the food-dye vial to make a number on the […]
Chapter One Happy Birthday to Mean “Let’s face it. You’re on the downside of life now,” a friend said to me on my 50th birthday. “You’re basically just careening to the end.” I stabbed him […]
Me: I fixed our daughter’s hair. Wife: That’s not a barrette. It’s a chip clip. Women are so picky. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 My 1-year-old wants to be a mermaid when she […]
We all have our favorite foods that we like to eat when we need to have something soothing traveling through the teeth and down the esophagus. For those times when we can’t decide which comfort […]
Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
Now that college students are back home, parental fridges are packed with double the stuff. And rarely are we forced to think outside of the box. I live in fear of the nutrition police.
While shopping for food, I came upon these new “Eat Your Vegetables” chips that provide one serving of vegetables in each ounce. These are not the pretty tri-colored tortilla chips that restaurants serve instead of […]