Do Penguins Dream in Color?
Tag: penguins
Funny Thought
I’m proud to admit I’m a bit weird. The world needs more weirdness. Indeed, I saw the picture below and immediately thought the penguins were looking for a lost set of car keys. And it […]
Wanda Wunder Wonders About Penguins
This will keep your brain up at night. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available […]
Solar Power at the South Pole
Solar power only works one day a year at the South Pole. But you can get a lot done during that day. Just dress appropriately. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef Check out my […]
The velocity of penguin poop and other important scientific studies
Sometimes I can understand why people deny climate change or believe in intelligent design. Well, not really…I just wanted to reel you in with a little empathy. But the truth is, when you read about […]
Regret, a Loving Poem
Regret* Said the mother penguin to her chick, “Bring your furry ass over here I need to regurgitate and make room for beer.” “No, mom, no I want a pizza A pizza eater I shall […]
Older Brothers Behaving Badly
I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade, […]
Boiled Water For Beginners
Fusion Basic BOILED WATER People boil water all over the world. You simply cannot become a master chef without mastering the art of boiling water. It would be as ridiculous as trying to build the […]
With friends like these…
Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]