Solar power only works one day a year at the South Pole. But you can get a lot done during that day. Just dress appropriately. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef Check out my […]
Sometimes I can understand why people deny climate change or believe in intelligent design. Well, not really…I just wanted to reel you in with a little empathy. But the truth is, when you read about […]
Regret* Said the mother penguin to her chick, “Bring your furry ass over here I need to regurgitate and make room for beer.” “No, mom, no I want a pizza A pizza eater I shall […]
Today I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said “Guns 4 Nuns.” I went to Catholic school for twelve years. Trust me. The last thing those sadistic penguins need are firearms.
I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade, […]
Fusion Basic BOILED WATER People boil water all over the world. You simply cannot become a master chef without mastering the art of boiling water. It would be as ridiculous as trying to build the […]
Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately […]
Two Stanley Cup Playoff teams, both alike in dignity, in the Steel City where we lay our scene. I had a near “meet-cute” at Game 1 of the Pens/Bruins Stanley Cup Playoff Game when I […]