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The velocity of penguin poop and other important scientific studies

January 4, 2017
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Sometimes I can understand why people deny climate change or believe in intelligent design. Well, not really…I just wanted to reel you in with a little empathy. But the truth is, when you read about…

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Regret, a Loving Poem

January 25, 2015
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Regret, a Loving Poem

Regret* Said the mother penguin to her chick, “Bring your furry ass over here I need to regurgitate and make room for beer.” “No, mom, no I want a pizza A pizza eater I shall…

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Guns 4 Nuns

September 5, 2014
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Guns 4 Nuns

Today I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said “Guns 4 Nuns.” I went to Catholic school for twelve years. Trust me. The last thing those sadistic penguins need are firearms. Mario TurchiaroloMario…

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Older Brothers Behaving Badly

March 15, 2014
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I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade,…

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Boiled Water For Beginners

February 11, 2014
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Boiled Water For Beginners

Fusion Basic BOILED WATER People boil water all over the world. You simply cannot become a master chef without mastering the art of boiling water. It would be as ridiculous as trying to build the…

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With friends like these…

With friends like these…

Kara is one of those people who makes general statements. This is fine and we all do it. There’s nothing wrong with this and if you read any statement in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it immediately…

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Can two fans of rival NHL teams find love? Probably not.

June 3, 2013
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Can two fans of rival NHL teams find love? Probably not.

Two Stanley Cup Playoff teams, both alike in dignity, in the Steel City where we lay our scene. I had a near “meet-cute” at Game 1 of the Pens/Bruins Stanley Cup Playoff Game when I…

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