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Feed a Printer Starve a Fish?

April 29, 2019April 29, 2019 Leslie Handler

    My adult daughter recently told me that she “pulled a mom.” “Go ahead,” I said on the phone.  “Tell me what you did.” She proceeded to explain that she was running a 10k.  […]

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Good Clean Funaging, baby boomers, boomers, humor

Retire! Dance! Die! But First, Pass the Chocolate. Boomers According to Google.

January 8, 2018 Roz Warren

Born in 1954, I identify as a Baby Boomer. But what does that mean, really? Who exactly are we Boomers? And how does the world see us? I decided to perform a quick Google Search […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifebaby boomers, boomers, Google, Hep C, humor

Christmas carols for baby boomers

December 4, 2017 Roxanne Jones

‘Tis the season of Christmas-carol earworms. It’s hard to avoid these suckers since it seems as if we’ve been bombarded with holiday music since Labor Day. So if you can’t get a Christmas melody out […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, christmas carols, hot flashes, jingle bells, lost libido, mood swings, O Sleepless Night

Losing words? Here are some new ones

July 26, 2017 Roxanne Jones

When I can’t sleep, or if I get bored while driving, sometimes I’ll amuse myself by making up words. If getting older means I’m going to start forgetting words—or at least have trouble retrieving them […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, made-up words, memory, vernacular, vocabulary, words

When in Doubt…..Baked Goods!

July 10, 2017 cathy sikorski

I was having dinner with a friend last night who lives far away from me.  She was telling me about her parents and caregiving. I was flattered that this very busy, corporate woman had obviously […]

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15 CommentsFictionaging parents, baby boomers, brownies, Caregiving, humor, Joint-Replacement, parents, surgery

Ever say “I can’t wait until I’m old enough to…?”

July 5, 2017 Roxanne Jones

When you were a kid, did you ever say, “I can’t wait until I’m old enough to [fill in the blank]?”A lot of my early aspirations had to do with achieving such milestones as: Wearing […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, can't wait, future, old enough, wishing time away

Another installment of “Scenes from a boomer marriage”

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017 Roxanne Jones

Where does the time go? Hubs and I recently celebrated our 20th anniversary. Two decades! Not that I doubted we could do it. I just can’t believe this much time has passed. Part of what’s […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleanniversary, baby boomers, boomer haiku, laughter, marriage, scenes from a marriage

Penis bones, healing crystal dildos, phallic cakes & other sexual trivia

June 8, 2017June 8, 2017 Roxanne Jones

News items that make me smile or go, “Hmmm…” seem to find their way into my files. Apparently, tidbits relating to our privates have this effect on me fairly frequently, judging from the collection that […]

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If there were REALLY truth in advertising

May 24, 2017May 25, 2017 Roxanne Jones

Do you find yourself shaking your head and rolling your eyes at a lot of today’s TV and magazine ads? So many of them are so absurd, ageist, sexist, patronizing and/or [insert your term of […]

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More wisdom from inanimate objects

May 17, 2017May 18, 2017 Roxanne Jones

Last year, I wrote a post about how inanimate objects around the house can teach us about life, if we allow ourselves to “listen.” Since then, more everyday items have spoken to me (figuratively, that […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, everyday things, inanimate objects, life lessons, wisdom

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