I was having dinner with a friend last night who lives far away from me. She was telling me about her parents and caregiving. I was flattered that this very busy, corporate woman had obviously […]
For Valentines Day, Emily said she would make me some brownies. That’s about all I need in life, really. Well, and a cup of milk. But what she ended up making–shown here fresh out of […]
American Dessert BROWNIES INGREDIENTS 13 tablespoons butter 1 cup unsweetened cocoa ¼ teaspoon salt 1 cup sugar 1¼ teaspoon vanilla extract 3 eggs ½ cup flour no-stick spray. Brownies assuming a defensive posture against lions. […]
Anti-abortion groups are banning Girl Scout cookies because they feel the Girl Scouts support pro-choice philosophies. Yep, nothing screams pro-life and God like the annihilation of a bunch of 7-year-olds and their Brownie troop.
It wasn’t me. It definitely wasn’t me. I have an alibi that’s as tight as Thirsty Dave’s wallet. Forensic Science is what’s needed to crack this case and I don’t even know what Forensic Science […]
My diet plan: 1) cut a brownie in two 2) eat half 3) eat the other half 4) die fat. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 28, 2013 The main reason I knocked up […]