Going to the Car Wash
I used to go to a car wash where there were people who did the car wash. All I had to do was give them my keys, and they took it from there. There was […]
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US Congress Holds First Public UFO Hearing in Over 50 Years, BBC News May 17, 2022
At last, our Congress, which has proven itself incapable of dealing with real threats like climate change, pestilence, gun violence and assaults on democracy and […]
The Best Sex Is Makeup Sex
Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]
Drive Safer and Get a Divorce?
In January, we switched our car insurance and in doing so, we received a request from our new company, Liberty Mutual, to download their “safety app” so they could measure our driving skills. I hate […]
Holy Criminal Clothing, Batman!
While streaming late one night, I found the old Batman series with Adam West and Burt Ward. I know the show is campy, but I have to say I was intrigued by one major aspect […]
The Best Gift Books for 2021 -Part IV: More Author Friends
We have so many wonderful writers and authors on HumorOutcasts.com and we are proud of them and all their books! It’s funny how so many of them are lawyers…Anyway, check out their work! Kimiko Chou, […]
BEWITCHING YOUTH-Submission for Humor Meets Horror Month
This is our first submission for Humor Meets Horror Month. This gem from Diane Arrelle. BIO: Diane Arrelle, the pen name of South Jersey writer Dina Leacock, has sold more than 350 short stories and […]
My Bossa Nova Years
It is no coincidence that the bossa nova craze coincided with the years in which I achieved my greatest romantic success–first through sixth grades. No music is better suited to inspire thoughts of love than that associated […]
Why Is That Librarian Hopping on One Foot?
“When you are a small-town librarian, you say ‘yes’ to everything.” Librarian of Weare, New Hampshire, population 8,915, quoted in The Atlantic It’s a quiet life, being a librarian in a small town in New […]