Pundits speculate about extreme self-protective measures Donald Trump may take as the Mueller investigation and disclosures of sleazy associates draw the circle of criminal responsibility ever closer. This speculation, however, is hopelessly naïve. Trump has…
DONALD TRUMP’S LETTERS HOME FROM SUMMER CAMP Dear Mom, Camp is great! Hardly any Mexicans made it over the wall. The headmaster and the other campers don’t mind saluting me, agreeing with everything I say…
Fed up with the slowness and expense of modern brain research and anxious to prove that he has an IQ higher than that of Rex Tillerson, LeBron James or all the Clintons and Obamas combined,…
White House sources reveal that planning for the Donald Trump presidential library has now begun but has encountered several early snags. The primary obstacle is the almost complete absence of books, magazines, or writings of…
It is well known by now that President Trump derives most of his information and formulates what passes as policy from what he sees on television, to which he reacts in unpredictable ways. In a…
Some have complained that our current president, Donald Trump, appears to fail to perform the most basic functions of a president, doing nothing to safeguard the people even at times of natural disaster, mass shootings…
You could have knocked me over with a feather. A babysitter announced the other day that she had to hurry home to get ready for dancing school. Dancing school? I almost wondered if I had…
Sources report that while hurricanes were ravaging Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, President Trump spent the time in seclusion, deeply immersed in study of the chess strategies of famous champions such as Mikhail Tal,…
Donald Trump announced that it is he, not the moon, who will cause a total eclipse of the sun on Monday over Kentucky and much of the United States. “Maybe now Mitch McConnell will come…
CAT CHESS Despite a plethora of cat books, cat calendars and road show versions of “Cats!,” the world fundamentally misunderstands the behavior of these often disparaged felines. Cat movements (for those cats that…
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