Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, heard you’d support me in 2024 if I’m the GOP nominee. So, whattabouta couple of 100 mil in the meantime? I’ll autograph you a MAGA hat.
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Donald Trump and the New York Jets
The New York Jets announced that they have hired Donald Trump as their new head coach. “Donald Trump is the only person who can look at our winless 0-13 record and not only get […]
Wisdom for Dummies
In 2016, McConnell says, it was appropriate to block Garland because the GOP held the Senate and a Democrat held the White House. Also the moon was full and there was a wind from the […]
Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.
Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have […]
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building
A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of. Finally locating it […]
