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Donald Trump and the New York Jets
The New York Jets announced that they have hired Donald Trump as their new head coach. “Donald Trump is the only person who can look at our winless 0-13 record and not only get […]
Wisdom for Dummies
In 2016, McConnell says, it was appropriate to block Garland because the GOP held the Senate and a Democrat held the White House. Also the moon was full and there was a wind from the […]
Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.
Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have […]
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building
A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of. Finally locating it […]
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “ If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!” “First off, I […]
Who Knew News Report
This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for […]