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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, did you hear I called you a ‘disloyal sleaze bag?’ What do you have to say that?

July 26, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander  Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, heard you’d support me in 2024 if I’m the GOP nominee. So, whattabouta couple of 100 mil in the meantime? I’ll autograph you a MAGA hat.

April 10, 2022 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Hey, Turtle Boy, I got Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and Lauren Boebert to stop talking to you.

December 11, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell  

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Cartoon: Mitch, did you hear? I ripped you a new one on that $1 trillion so called bipartisan infrastructure bill. Whatcha gotta say about that?

August 9, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Cartoon: Right choice, Mitch, saying you’d support me as GOP nominee in 2024. So, where you off to?

February 27, 2021 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Donald Trump and the New York Jets

December 16, 2020December 16, 2020 James Kobak

                 The New York Jets announced that they have hired Donald Trump as their new head coach.  “Donald Trump is the only person who can look at our winless 0-13 record and not only get […]

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Cartoon: What’s up, Mitch?

October 11, 2020 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell  

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

In 2016, McConnell says, it was appropriate to block Garland because the GOP held the Senate and a Democrat held the White House. Also the moon was full and there was a wind from the […]

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Special, New Holiday Made For President Trump Because He Is Special And New.

February 19, 2020 rfreed

Our feckless leader, Prosidentia Trump, is upset because he wants to stand above the other former Presidents of the United States who he feels are lesser than he is. He does not want to have […]

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The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building

December 10, 2019 rfreed

A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of. Finally locating it […]

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