Donald Trump and the New York Jets
The New York Jets announced that they have hired Donald Trump as their new head coach. “Donald Trump is the only person who can look at our winless 0-13 record and not only get […]
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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Demands Ratings Increase
Washington, D.C. – According to our whistleblower, Trump summoned his defense team to the White House Friday night as his historic impeachment trial nears its inevitable conclusion. Trump fumed over slumping ratings and the fact […]
‘Twas an Impeachment Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House the Impeachment Trial is looming for the lyin’, orange louse. Don Jr. is saying “No Quid Pro Quo” like the rest. Melania’s locked in […]
North Koreans Score a Victory The Olympic Committee Didn’t See Coming-
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the […]
Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation
Yep. Tiny Christmas balls to go with my tiny hands This holiday season 2017 will be the very first in many a year that Americans will be free to wish each other a “Merry Christmas!” Instead […]
This is How the UN Plans to Wage World Peace by Wagging Special Assets
http://gty.im/675483646 New York, August 10, 2017 – United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres announced today that the UN has developed a plan to prevent the world from turning into an episode of “The 100.” “We understand […]
The Man – Trumpian Candidate
If you’ve been having deja vue lately, it’s probably about the movie The Manchurian Candidate. Starring Frank Sinatra and Laurence Harvey, The Manchurian Candidate depicts the Russians planting a clueless operative in the United States to destroy democracy. Just […]
A (Condensed) Perfect World
This is a condensed version of a story called “A Perfect World.” The damned thing ended up being 1,303 words long. In fiction writing workshops we were expected to use a lot of description and […]
