Betwixtmas – The Week Time Forgot
You have entered the void. The wrapping paper is smashed in the trash, family feuds over politics and global warming are still ringing in your ears, the holiday feast has left you bloated, and Hallmark […]
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SPARKS BRIEF – Babes in AI Land
New York, NY – The holiday shopping season has one day left for 2025. Parents across the country are scouring malls and the internet for the right toy, all “for the little ones, Christmas joys.” […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Christmas is Coming (The Donald’s Getting Fat)
Washington, D.C. – Along with his gold sneakers, watches, cologne, and bitcoin, President Trump announced the launch of his own Christmas decoration line. He promises to “Make Christmas Great Again.” The line he calls Trumpmas […]
Santa’s On the Naughty List
T’was the night before Christmas when I met my partner, Mary Darling, for our Christmas Eve shift in the City of Angels. “Merry Christmas, Darling.” The squad room’s halls were decked. “Feliz Navidad,” replied Darling, […]
My Christmas Addiction – The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Repost from 2018 – Nothing has changed. I’m still jingling and tingling. Six weeks ago, I awoke to find myself stuck to my living room floor covered in pine sap and tinsel. Two squirrels were […]
‘Twas an Impeachment Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the White House The impeachment trial is looming for the lying, orange louse. Don Jr. is saying “No Quid Pro Quo” like the rest. Melania’s locked in […]