Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and A Wonderful New Year Filled with Peace
Tag: happy holidays
How the Grinch Spent Christmas
I was in Dollar General— I don’t make this stuff up— When I ran into the Grinch, And his reindeer, the pup. “What brings you to town?” I asked, to be nice. “The last […]
A Crappy New Parody Christmas Song
Last year I was inspired to write a parody holiday season song, and this year it appears I still haven’t learned my lesson. Again, I can’t imagine anyone who’s not in the emergency services will […]
Happy Holidays from our HO Family to Yours
We cannot believe another year has passed and here we are again wishing peace, love and goodwill to all of you who join us each day for some well-deserved laughs. We, at HumorOutcasts.com, thank our […]
Christmas In Hawaii (To The Tune Of “White Christmas”)
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas But not the kind you’re thinking of I want white, sandy beaches and Blue, blue water and gorgeous hula Dancers in my sights I’m dreaming of a White Christmas […]
T’was the Poem Before Christmas
I’ve been going through all the boxes of old paperwork in my garage attic—there were a lot of them—and I stumbled across one of my old columns. How old? Well, so old it’s never appeared […]
Let It Go……….”Frozen”
I have not been the best HO in a few months due to my crazy schedule. But I love all the HO’s here and will try to be a better HO in 2018 but In […]
Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump, In Keeping With The Situation
Yep. Tiny Christmas balls to go with my tiny hands This holiday season 2017 will be the very first in many a year that Americans will be free to wish each other a “Merry Christmas!” Instead […]
Happy Holidays From Dodge City
Greetings from the Old West Happy Holidays. Paul De Lancey, raconteur, doctor, and gunslinger Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback […]
Turkey walks down Memory Lane
My son is coming home from college for Thanksgiving and I can’t wait. I miss him. In reality, he hasn’t gone anywhere—not yet, anyway. The kid is only 13 years old. He’s in junior high […]