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Tis the Season … for 911

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020 Mark R Hunter

I don’t know if anyone who’s not in the emergency services will fully appreciate this, but what the heck. I wrote some new lyrics to the Christmas song “Deck the Halls”, and it’s dedicated to […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle911, 911 dispatcher, Christmas, christmas carols, christmas season, Deck the Halls, emergency services, holidays, parody song, songs, winter

The Question of Christmas Songs

December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 Mark R Hunter

I was going to do something serious for my Christmas writing this year. It’s a serious time; besides, as I write this there’s a special on Discovery about various disasters that could destroy the world. […]

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4 CommentsLifestyle12 days of christmas, bad christmas music, bad christmas songs, Christmas, christmas carols, Christmas songs, Funny songs, holiday songs, music, songs

How I Ended Up Buried Face Down in a Swamp With a Rag Stuffed in my Mouth

August 8, 2018 Kathy Minicozzi

I suppose you all wonder how someone who still looks as nice as I do, even after being buried in a swamp for a week, ended up in this sad situation. It’s a mystery to […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funcaroling, christmas carols, christmas in summer, earworms, flash fiction, funny, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, mr. softee

Christmas carols for baby boomers

December 4, 2017 Roxanne Jones

‘Tis the season of Christmas-carol earworms. It’s hard to avoid these suckers since it seems as if we’ve been bombarded with holiday music since Labor Day. So if you can’t get a Christmas melody out […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, christmas carols, hot flashes, jingle bells, lost libido, mood swings, O Sleepless Night

So, My Dogs Sing Christmas Carols

December 7, 2011December 7, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

  As many of you know, the holiday season is a time of year when we all could use a few more hours in the day. Personally, I find it tough to write, meet deadlines […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanimals, Christmas, christmas carols, dogs, Earth Kitt, Eartha Kitt, holidays, humor, pets, Santa Baby

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