Skip to content
20 Oct, 2026
Recent Humor
With Robert Frost, at Walmart
“It’s probably not as good as my FIFA football prize but I’ll take it.” – Donald Trump, maybe…
Pope Names Fox, Aparicio Patron Saints of Double Play
“There Are No Strangers Here; Only Friends You Haven’t Yet Met.” – William Butler Yeats…
Where Do You Get Your Poetic Inspiration?
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • animals

Tag: animals

Always Avoid the Kick Zone

September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mark R Hunter

My wife Emily works at a saddle barn, guiding trails at Pokagon State Park here in Indiana. Emily is, shall we say, height challenged. I don’t believe it’s PC to say  “short” anymore. But one […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsLifestyleanimal control, animal humor, animals, back injuries, barn, horse, horses, injury, mules, saddle barn

The Black Cat Strut

July 31, 2025July 29, 2025 Mark R Hunter

Several years ago a big black cat was spotted around my hometown of Albion, a place in Indiana that isn’t noted for exotic animals. Well … actually it is, since several live at the Black […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsLifestyleanimals, black leopard, Black Panther, cats, exotic animals, exotic pets, felines, leopard

Robert Burns, Booze, and Deer

February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 Mark R Hunter

By now you’re all sick of 2025 being as bad as 2024, and maybe you’re thinking of just cancelling the rest of the 2020s. Low ratings, right? They cancelled Firefly. But my wife and I […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaccidents, animals, car accidents, Collision, deer, Ford, haggis, poets, Robert Burns, Scotland

What I Did Today

December 11, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did. But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Lifeanimals, apocalyptic, beneficial, Chef Paul, dentist, exoplanet, glass of milk, heart monitor, life double, pee, people, recipes, telepathic powers, vegan, what I did today

Talented Animals – Clarabelle

June 2, 2024June 7, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Clarabelle of Twenty Pines Farm is quite the talented cow. She can enter her nostrils with her tongue. Can you do that? I thought not, but I bet you wish you could. When asked to […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Life#nostrils, animals, Bovine, Chef Paul, Clarabelle, comic chef, cow, farm, good food, laconic, recipes, talented, thriller, tongue

The Great (Hamster) Escape

September 2, 2022August 31, 2022 Mark R Hunter

When hamsters came into my house years ago they had little plastic balls, so they could run merrily all over. (Humans now have those, too. You’d think we could just walk.) We did have to […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleanimal control, animal humor, animal pics, animals, dead mouse, family, hamster, hamsters, mice, mouse, pet, pets

Ask a Terrier: The Negotiator

April 18, 2022April 19, 2022 Dave Jaffe

He’s a police dog who doesn’t play by the rules. Budleigh the Terrier is…The Negotiator! Read more about Budleigh at Sleeping between Giants: Life, If You Could Call It That, With A Terrier. https://sleepingbetweengiants.com/ 

Share this Post:
cartoons, Everyday Lifeanimals, Ask a Terrier, Budleigh, dogs, pets, puppy, Sleeping between Giants

Even More Turkeys On the Highway

February 27, 2022February 24, 2022 Mark R Hunter

War has broken out, which didn’t seem like a good time for a long humor piece–although we do need humor, now more than ever. Instead, I dug this out–something that’s been sitting in my drafts […]

Share this Post:
1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyleanimals, driving, Indiana, Turkey, turkey humor, wildlife

A CAT NAMED HARMONY

January 15, 2022 Kathy Minicozzi

Living with a cat is a battle of wits. This is true of any cat. All cats are smart, but some are kitty geniuses. One of those is the cat who lives with me, Harmony. […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanimals, cat genius, cats, funny, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, pets

A Hamster, By Any Other Name, Is Still a Rat

September 9, 2021September 6, 2021 Mark R Hunter

Let’s get this out of the way right now: Hamsters are rodents. Mice are rodents. And yet one elicits an “Aw … cute …”, while the other delivers “Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!” I don’t get that. It’s true […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleanimals, family, hamster, hamsters, mice, pet, pet stores, pets, rodents

Posts pagination

1 2 … 4 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on “It’s probably not as good as…
Bill Spencer on Cartoon: Goodyear Blimp/Not Ha…
Bill Spencer on Cartoon: Goodyear Blimp/Not Ha…
Bill Spencer on “There Are No Strangers Here;…
Bill Spencer on “Putin is the daddy. Zelenskyy…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on World’s richest humanoid and T…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Diplomacy is the art of telli…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on When the Borg met Trump and re…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Using Trump math, there is a 3…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “I always like to know what I…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: Goodyear Blimp/Not Having a Good Year Blimp

Not Coming this Fall: Finocchio

Cartoon: Krak-A-Boom

Top Posts & Pages

  • “There Are No Strangers Here; Only Friends You Haven't Yet Met.” - William Butler Yeats…
    “There Are No Strangers Here; Only Friends You Haven't Yet Met.” - William Butler Yeats…
  • Cartoon: Goodyear Blimp/Not Having a Good Year Blimp
    Cartoon: Goodyear Blimp/Not Having a Good Year Blimp
  • “It’s probably not as good as my FIFA football prize but I’ll take it.” - Donald Trump, maybe…
    “It’s probably not as good as my FIFA football prize but I’ll take it.” - Donald Trump, maybe…
  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • Where Do You Get Your Poetic Inspiration?
    Where Do You Get Your Poetic Inspiration?
  • Witch Gets Restraining Order Against Warlock
    Witch Gets Restraining Order Against Warlock
  • Pope Names Fox, Aparicio Patron Saints of Double Play
    Pope Names Fox, Aparicio Patron Saints of Double Play
  • World’s richest humanoid and Twitter owner said to be in love with new property on the market…
    World’s richest humanoid and Twitter owner said to be in love with new property on the market…
  • My Stigmata
    My Stigmata
  • I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.
    I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes