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The Adventures of Theo and Molly

June 18, 2018
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I asked for fresh turkey and this is what I got! For more fun follow Theo and Molly on Instagram at @Theo_thegsd   Donna CavanaghDonna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing…

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The Fearless Deer of Pokagon

October 1, 2017
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Deer are so common in Indiana that sometimes we forget they were once wiped out in the state. Now they’re back, wiping out cars instead, so you really don’t have to try to hard to…

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Rice Dogs Finish Last

August 18, 2016
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We’ve been having problems with Bae getting into stuff on the kitchen counters when we’re gone. (Where does an 85 pound dog go? Anywhere above about five feet.) That’s why, for instance, the bread is…

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Life with Harmony the Cat: The Ten Commandments for Humans

August 15, 2016
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My name is Harmony and I am a cat. Now that we have established that, I’ll get to the point. There is a two-legged, mostly hairless creature who lives in my house. I call her…

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Kitty Ghostbusters

July 17, 2016
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Cats can see ghosts. This is obvious to anyone who has ever watched a cat stare at a wall on which we can see nothing. This morning I went to an AMC Loews theater and…

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Dogged Determination in Recovery

December 10, 2015
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The day after my sinus surgery, I woke up to find a dog lying on my chest. “Are you worried about me?” I rasped out. “Not exactly,” Bae replied. I hadn’t actually expected a reply.…

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Mouse Trap

September 27, 2015
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SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   My war with mice has gone on for decades. Like the zombie apocalypse, I keep killing ‘em off, and they keep coming back. Except zombies don’t like peanut butter. I…

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Paul Knows Ducks

February 4, 2015
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Paul Knows Ducks

See the ducks wait for Paul to feed them.     See the ravenous ducks charge Paul.     See the rabid ducks chase Paul out of the park.   – Paul De Lancey, Friend…

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A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life Excerpt

January 31, 2015
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A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life Excerpt

Toys, Tennis Balls and Games  If you are a puppy, you will think everything from shoes to socks to toilet paper are toys. But the sad truth is NONE of these are toys, and if…

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Spicy Spanish Potatoes, Doggy Dating, and Armageddon

July 21, 2014
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Spicy Spanish Potatoes, Doggy Dating, and Armageddon

Spanish Entree PATATAS BRAVAS (spicy potatoes) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves ½ onion 2 Roma tomatoes 1 tablespoon flour ½ cup water 5 medium russet potatoes ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 ½ tablespoons olive…

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