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The Great (Hamster) Escape

September 2, 2022August 31, 2022 Mark R Hunter

When hamsters came into my house years ago they had little plastic balls, so they could run merrily all over. (Humans now have those, too. You’d think we could just walk.) We did have to […]

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A Hamster, By Any Other Name, Is Still a Rat

September 9, 2021September 6, 2021 Mark R Hunter

Let’s get this out of the way right now: Hamsters are rodents. Mice are rodents. And yet one elicits an “Aw … cute …”, while the other delivers “Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!” I don’t get that. It’s true […]

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Job’s Hamster

August 5, 2020 John Rolfe

Behold the olde saw in The Tool Shed of Life: A person often resembles his pet. After many nights of restless torment and aggravated regret, I can add with deathly certainty: A person’s life often […]

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Hollywood Habitat Hell

October 9, 2015October 9, 2015 Forrest Brakeman

Holy smokes did we have a dilemma at the Brakeman household. It started a few days ago when the kids found out that I would be working on a PetSmart commercial. I had tried to […]

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Video “Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos”

May 6, 2014May 6, 2014 Paul De Lancey

This is the best short culinary film ever. Here’s the link: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos – Paul De Lancey P.S. Oh gosh, I wish I had come up with this.

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