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A Hamster, By Any Other Name, Is Still a Rat

September 9, 2021September 6, 2021 Mark R Hunter

Let’s get this out of the way right now: Hamsters are rodents. Mice are rodents. And yet one elicits an “Aw … cute …”, while the other delivers “Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!” I don’t get that. It’s true […]

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Ask a Terrier: Dogs Are A Bargain! Except For The Money

September 14, 2018 Dave Jaffe

Budleigh the Terrier offers professional advice from a licensed dog. Dear Budleigh, I’m having a disagreement with my Cockapoo, Mighty, and I’m hoping you can straighten one of us out. Maybe both. According to a […]

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Rice Dogs Finish Last

August 18, 2016August 18, 2016 Mark R Hunter

We’ve been having problems with Bae getting into stuff on the kitchen counters when we’re gone. (Where does an 85 pound dog go? Anywhere above about five feet.) That’s why, for instance, the bread is […]

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Unicorn Bites 7/2/14

July 3, 2014July 3, 2014 James Breakwell

Me: You look nice today Wife: So what do I look like other days? Me: Also nice. Wife: So today I only look normal? Me: *flees to Mexico* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 […]

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The Weather Changes. Again.

April 23, 2014April 23, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   “Tragedy in Churubusco when three residents went on a walk to show off their spring clothes during the warm up this morning, and were later found frozen to death. Their […]

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Thoughts to Ponder

June 2, 2012June 2, 2012 Robert Sneed

One who nourishes a pet peeve beware of pet poop!

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