Unicorn Bites 7/2/14

Me: You look nice today Wife: So what do I look like other days? Me: Also nice. Wife: So today I only look normal? Me: *flees to Mexico* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 […]
Me: You look nice today Wife: So what do I look like other days? Me: Also nice. Wife: So today I only look normal? Me: *flees to Mexico* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 […]
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]