4-year-old: What’s hope? Me: The first stage of disappointment. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2014 How women plan a party: 1) Pick a theme 2) Make decorations 3) Cook festive foods How men plan […]
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my sin. I replaced my husband’s blue glide-on deodorant with our daughter’s blue glue stick because he forgot my birthday. The fact that he was wearing the $200 silk […]
The voter ID cards look like VISA debit cards….what if you forget and try to charge deodorant with your voter ID?
When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.