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Random Thought 60

November 27, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves.

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Random Thought 59

November 26, 2011 Jarod Kintz

This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

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Random Thought 58

November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

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Random Thought 57

November 24, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.

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Random Thought 56

November 23, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

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Random Thought 55

November 22, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame.

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Random Thought 54

November 21, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.

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Random Thought 53

November 18, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds.

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Random Thought 52

November 17, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.

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Random Thought 51

November 16, 2011November 17, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe […]

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