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Random Thought 10

October 12, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I wouldn’t say I’m superficial, just averagely ficial.

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Random Thought 9

October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q.

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Random Thought 8

October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

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Random Thought 7

October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “Fuck you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while […]

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Random Thought 6

October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

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Random Thought 5

October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.

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Random Thought 4

October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

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Random Thought 1

October 9, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If loving someone is putting them in a strait jacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

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