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November 27, 2011
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Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot.…

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Random Thought 59

November 26, 2011
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This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and…

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Random Thought 58

November 25, 2011
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I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us…

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Random Thought 57

November 24, 2011
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I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just…

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Random Thought 56

November 23, 2011
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I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a…

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Random Thought 55

November 22, 2011
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I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around…

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Random Thought 54

November 21, 2011
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I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18,…

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Random Thought 53

November 18, 2011
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If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot.…

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Random Thought 52

November 17, 2011
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Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around…

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Random Thought 51

November 16, 2011
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I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe…

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