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Author: Jarod Kintz

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge. Jarod's books on Amazon

Random Thought 60

November 27, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves.

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Random Thought 59

November 26, 2011 Jarod Kintz

This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

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November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.

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November 24, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.

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Random Thought 56

November 23, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

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November 22, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame.

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November 21, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.

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November 18, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds.

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Random Thought 52

November 17, 2011November 25, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.

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November 16, 2011November 17, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe […]

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