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Author: Jarod Kintz

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge. Jarod's books on Amazon

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October 12, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I wouldn’t say I’m superficial, just averagely ficial.

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October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q.

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October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

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October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “Fuck you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while […]

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October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

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October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.

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October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

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October 9, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

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October 9, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

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October 9, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If loving someone is putting them in a strait jacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

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