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Why Flowers Beat Snowdrifts

May 6, 2022May 5, 2022 Mark R Hunter

            This won’t come as a shock to anyone who knows me, but I love spring. To paraphrase some action movie or other: Winter is the disease, and spring is the cure. Summer is that […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleDutch, flower, flowers, Holland, lilacs, planting flowers, plants, scents, spring, Summer, Tiptoe through the tulips, tulips, winter, winter sucks

Behold, The Bacon Flower

May 20, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Great news! Culinary horticulturists from Alpine, California, have  at  last  succeeded  in  producing  the elusive bacon flower. This flower can be enjoyed as a thing of rare and exquisite beauty. Or you can fry it […]

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FictionAlpine, apocalyptic, bacon, bacon flower, beauty, comic chef, cross breeding, flower, good food, horticulturists, hunks, Lutheran, pollination, San Diego, Southern California, thriller

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October 11, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “Fuck you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while […]

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October 10, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayabsurd, bizarre, destiny, flower, jarod kintz, strange, weep, wilt

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