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SPARKS BRIEF – The Skinny on Skincare is Fat

December 2, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

New York, NY – Beauty products are big business, especially “skin care.” Every year, billions are spent trying to recreate the glow of youth, now marketed as “healthy,” “clean,” and “natural.” Consumers are encouraged to […]

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Behold, The Bacon Flower

May 20, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Great news! Culinary horticulturists from Alpine, California, have  at  last  succeeded  in  producing  the elusive bacon flower. This flower can be enjoyed as a thing of rare and exquisite beauty. Or you can fry it […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

April 28, 2020April 28, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

It takes least one hour and 17 minutes to achieve the spontaneous, carefree look you see in fashion magazines.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

You can add fullness to your hair by spraying with hairspray then bending at the waist and tossing your head. But be sure you close the cupboard doors first

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