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Wisdom for Dummies

July 9, 2020July 9, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I have more hangers than I have clothes—partly because the drycleaner always returns my clothes on hangers and partly because hangers never stop fitting.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 7, 2020July 7, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Your refrigerator won’t need cleaning if you use it as I do, just to keep a jug of water cold.

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Wisdom for Dummies

July 2, 2020July 2, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Maybe people with bigger mouths than mine are better able to talk with a drill, a suction, and entire hand in their mouth.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I don’t know how you find a needle in a haystack, but I do know how you find one in a carpet. You walk around in stockinged feet for a while; that’s how

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I gaze longingly at the before and after photos in the home makeover articles wishing my house looked as nice as the before shots.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

I have a hard time making #decisions. At least I think I do.

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Wisdom for Dummies

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Of course you know you should always make a list of what you need at the grocery store. But did you also know you should always remember to bring it with you?

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Be honest. Even if no one had ever discovered the health benefits of #chocolate, wouldn’t you still be eating it?

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 27, 2020May 27, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

There isn’t a hair styling product made that can shape your hair and keep it in that shape as long as a two-hour nap will.

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Alexa, Siri and Cortana Walk into a Bar by Dorothy Rosby

May 15, 2020May 15, 2020 Donna Cavanagh

We are so excited for Dorothy Rosby and her newest book Alexa’s a Spy and Other Things to be Ticked Off About. Below is an excerpt from this book and talented writer. Book Description: Sometimes, […]

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