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Wisdom for Dummies

February 11, 2022January 13, 2022 Dorothy Rosby

Dear Valentine, Love is a mystery! And so is the reason you put empty cereal boxes back into the cupboard. 

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Just because they’re your Valentine doesn’t mean you should marry them!

February 13, 2017 Dorothy Rosby

This Valentine’s Day, many couples will ignore the statistics, the advice of others, and their own better judgment, and become engaged. More power to them. They may even stay married if they remember one  thing. […]

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Roses are Red, Violets Are Blue, Here Is The World’s Weirdest Valentine For You

February 7, 2017February 8, 2017 Roz Warren

For Valentine’s Day, Bob sent my college roommate Lydia a unique home-made gift. It was beautifully wrapped, in an elegant gift box, nestled in a froth of tissue paper. Lydia reached into the tissue paper […]

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A Valentine Message, Or Else

February 14, 2014February 14, 2014 Mark R Hunter

I’m going to tell you a secret: A secret that will seem stunning, coming from a man who writes romance novels: I’m not romantic. At all. This comes as no surprise to my wife, I’m […]

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Valentine’s Day Matchmaking: Go for the Purls

February 14, 2013 Dr. Nancy Berk

According to the owner of my local yarn shop, the hottest place to hook up is at a knitting class. The store claims to have been instrumental in four successful love matches, proving that if […]

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