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More Adventures in Knotty Knitting

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

Knitting is a legal addiction. It’s relaxing and it’s fun. You can make pretty things that way, too. The problem is, to make pretty things you must FINISH whatever you are making. I know this. […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funcrafts, fun, funny, funny stories, handmade, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, knitting

More Adventures in Knitting

July 31, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

“But, imbued from her childhood with a brooding sense of wrong, and an inveterate hatred of a class, opportunity had developed her into a tigress. She was absolutely without pity. If she had ever had […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Fun, LifestyleA Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens, funny, hand crafts, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, knitting, Madame Defarge

Adventures in Knotty Knitting

October 14, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Knitting. noun. A highly addictive activity which, with luck, produces wearable apparel. I’m a good knitter, if you don’t ask me to make anything too complicated. I’m a whiz at things like scarves, winter hats, […]

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8 CommentsFiction, Good Clean FunA Tale of Two Cities, arts and crafts, crafts, funny, funny stories, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, knitting, Madame Defarge

Valentine’s Day Matchmaking: Go for the Purls

February 14, 2013 Dr. Nancy Berk

According to the owner of my local yarn shop, the hottest place to hook up is at a knitting class. The store claims to have been instrumental in four successful love matches, proving that if […]

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Are Textiles The New Texting?

March 31, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

This week I passed a distracted driver and had to do a second take. She wasn’t yelling at her kids or texting— she was knitting. Well actually, she was unraveling a skein of yarn as […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleDr. Nancy Berk, drivers, Humor Outcasts, idiots, knitting, pet peeves, texting

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