Funny as Hell Cartoon #3
Eli Connaughton Jordan, who did the cover illustration for my new book (as well as my first book), also submitted all 3 of the Funny as Hell cartoon drawings I’ve posted. She submitted them as […]
Tag: Humor Outcasts
Home Alone
It pains me to admit this. But I’m a man. In contrast, my wife, to her great credit, is a woman—an artistic, multitasking, husband-helping, spouse-supporting woman. And it seems to me that gender might play […]
Humor Bites
What’s that Funk? Even at the age of five, my stepson was sensitive to idioms. Once when there was a musty smell in the car, I asked him, “Have you been petting a wet dog?” […]
Get out of My Head, Psychic Spouse!
I don’t think anyone would describe me as overly woo-woo or inclined to superstition. I’m also not taking any prescription drugs or ingesting any controlled substances of any kind. Finally, I don’t remember anyone ever […]
My Wife’s Death-Dealing Slippers
First off, I don’t at all mean to imply anything about the smell of my wife’s slippers. Don’t think for a second I’d stoop to implying, even in jest, that Carolyn’s slippers are so stinky […]
Bad Reflexes
Back in the early 1970s, my father bought an old camper that we could electrify by plugging it in to a very long string of extension cords. If we joined all the cords correctly, the […]
