Posts Tagged ‘ Humor Outcasts ’

Smooth? Sailing

July 26, 2018
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I don’t know who coined the expression “smooth sailing,” but I do know it wasn’t any sailor. I’ve been sailing four times, all paid lessons off Hilton Head Island when I was in my teens.…

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Anecdotes Not Taken #4

May 22, 2018
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Here are nine new anecdotes I submitted to Reader’s Digest that were not taken. Flush with Ingenuity Just as my ingenious friend finished lathering his hair with shampoo, the water went out, with not a…

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Mississippi Skeeters

March 29, 2018
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Mosquitoes in the Mississippi Delta, where I lived for 25 years, were so bad that you’re not going to believe me when I tell you. They were so bad that when they covered the two…

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World’s Biggest Fan

March 15, 2018
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I’ve been in love with the same woman for 45 years. Please don’t tell my wife. Actually, my wife knows. At the age of 15, I remember being mystified by classmates who acted gaga over…

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Home-Cooked Turkey

November 20, 2017
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When I walked in the door, my heart fell into my stomach. Not literally. That would be a condition known technically in medical circles as “death.” I wasn’t dead; I was just dying inside. Again,…

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It’s been a hard day’s night and I been working like a dog…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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The Perfect Gift

Do you know someone with kids? Do you despise them more than Leo DiCaprio hates bears? Why not get them the perfect gift? Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I…

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There comes a time in every dude’s life when he runs out of gel and has to put a little moose in his hair…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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When Scurvy Jane told Thirsty Dave that she loves dogs, it was only a matter of when this was gonna happen…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Not every neighbor can grow award winning broccoli…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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How to Write and Share Humor
By Donna Cavanagh Published by HumorOutcasts Press

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The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins
By Brian Kiley and HumorOutcasts Press

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Rats, Mice, And Other Things You Can't Take to The Bank: An Inspirational Collection of Essays from Humorous to Simply Human
By Leslie Handler. and HumorOutcasts Press

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