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Bill Spencer is author of the book Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh (Humor Outcasts Press 2020). His humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

Prescription Costs

March 5, 2021 Bill Spencer

Since laughter is the best medicine, shouldn’t the cost of humor books be covered by Medicare?

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Our Cat Midas Welby

October 20, 2020 Bill Spencer

Our cat Welby—the world’s best cat ever—lived with us for the last 9 years of her life, and the happiest moment for us in all that time was when she peed a big puddle on […]

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My Father’s Feud, or Spite Fight at the Not-OK Corral

October 13, 2020 Bill Spencer

My father, who was a lawyer, delighted in telling the story of how a woman came to him as a potential client in her divorce case and told him, “I want you because I’ve heard […]

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Delilah up Front, Samson in the Back

September 23, 2020 Bill Spencer

I know Samson is supposed to be a tragic figure, but these days I envy him. After all, he had a woman who’d cut his hair. My wife, on the other hand, absolutely refuses to […]

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How I Won My Wife

September 10, 2020 Bill Spencer

First off, I’m sensitive to the offensiveness of the possessive pronoun “my” in the title, as if my wife belongs to me—though I admit, after 30 years of marriage, I do feel we belong together. […]

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Don’t Waste Your Time Trying to Solve this Silly Word Puzzle

September 5, 2020 Bill Spencer

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’Mater I.D.

July 16, 2020July 16, 2020 Bill Spencer

I grew this in my garden.  Does anyone know what KIND of tomato it is?  Any help appreciated.

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I’ll Have Another Screwdriver

July 2, 2020 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]

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The Legal Liability of Beartenders

May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]

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Does This Make Scents? Maybe, But Only Bearly

May 15, 2020 Bill Spencer

Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]

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