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Author: Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer is author of the book Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh (Humor Outcasts Press 2020). His humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

Trump Is Lord Super PAC

November 11, 2024 Bill Spencer

Democrats need to honestly assess the results of the recent election. Republicans suppress the vote. Democrats work to get out the vote. Which worked better? Championing democracy obviously utterly failed. We have to admit it. […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsBill Spencer, funny, GOTV, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, political satire, politics

Soap Operas with Subtitles

August 30, 2024 Bill Spencer

A few weeks ago, the Wordle word was “manga,” which is a Japanese graphic novel. My wife had never heard of it, but I got it because I’ve several times seen that South Korean dramas […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Movies & TVBill Spencer, creative writing, foreign customs, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, K-dramas, Korean dramas

I Was a Fuller Brush Man

August 23, 2024August 23, 2024 Bill Spencer

Daddy thought I needed a job, and he had been a traveling salesman himself in his youth, so when he saw the job ad in the newspaper, he urged me to apply. I now believe […]

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2 CommentsEveryday LifeBill Spencer, compulsive talkers, door-to-door salesman, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour

When to Ignore Your Spouse

August 9, 2024 Bill Spencer

Long before she was my wife, Carolyn told me to stop bringing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to her in her office at lunch time even though she had been accepting them for a few […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, RelationshipsBill Spencer, communication in marriage, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, relationships

SnakeS in the HouSe

August 2, 2024August 2, 2024 Bill Spencer

I currently cohabitate with a snake—and I don’t mean my wife. I don’t consider snakes as pets, and yet here we are, my wife, a large snake, and I all living in the same house. […]

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6 CommentsEveryday LifeBill Spencer, fear of snakes, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, snakes

What’s Under Bill’s Bed This Year?

July 26, 2024July 27, 2024 Bill Spencer

You know that feeling you get when you throw a ball of wadded-up paper across a whole room, and it actually goes into the wastebasket? Or when you’re driving you make it through three yellow […]

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4 CommentsEveryday LifeBill Spencer, funny, Gong Show, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, Scottish costumes, Wildacres Writers Workshop

Yard of the Month

July 18, 2024July 27, 2024 Bill Spencer

While it’s true that in my family, I might be the least competitive, that’s like saying I’m the least publicity-seeking of the Kardashians. I still treasure the trophy I won in my 20s for beating […]

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4 CommentsEveryday LifeBill Spencer, competitiveness, flowers, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, lawns

Est-ce Pourtant le Cas?

November 20, 2023 Bill Spencer

Is it, though? Est-ce pourtant le cas?

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBill Spencer, color blindness, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour

Some Are Born Grape

November 9, 2023 Bill Spencer

And some have grapeness thrust upon them.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayBill Spencer, funny, grapes, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour

Existential Bingo

November 3, 2023February 6, 2024 Bill Spencer

Nietzsche was wrong. God isn’t dead; he’s just in assisted living. Please don’t think I’m using “assisted living” in any pejorative way. I’ve been joyfully married for 33 years, and if marriage isn’t assisted living, […]

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