SnakeS in the HouSe
I currently cohabitate with a snake—and I don’t mean my wife. I don’t consider snakes as pets, and yet here we are, my wife, a large snake, and I all living in the same house. […]
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I HATE SNAKES!
My namesake (and second cousin on my dad’s side) Indiana Jones and I share several attributes in common: We both have a fascination with ancient mythology; in the end we both ended up with a […]
You Need to Get a Comfort Crocodile
Let’s face it, life can be stressful. Stress dramatically lowers the quality of your life. Indeed, stress can shorten your life. You need more comfort in your life. Add comfort by going out for […]
A lesson on dreaming big from my daughter-in-law, Mark Zuckerberg, and a snake
My son’s wife, Kelley, has a unique gift. When she expresses a desire, even if it seems unattainable, it comes true. Like the time she wrote a list of her goals and included, ‘meet Oprah,’ […]
Carne Asada Tortas and the Mexican Revolution
Mexican Entree CARNE ASADA TORTAS INGREDIENTS – MARINADE ¼ cup fresh cilantro 3 garlic cloves 1½ pounds flank or skirt steak ½ teaspoon pepper ¼ cup lime juice ¼ cup olive oil (2 tablespoons more […]
Animal Mythbusters!
Even though everyone reading this post is an animal, many people carry myths about animals around in their heads. How’s your Animal IQ? Take the Animal Mythbusters true-false test and find out! Exhibit A […]
Me, a Primer, or: How Did I Get In The Mall
I recently took my writing career in a new direction, which is another way of saying I got “downsized” out of my job. Now I’m making a monthly appearance in a local shopping guide that’s […]
Are These Better Job Options?
Recently I’ve started considering alternate jobs and careers where I would excel. Do I currently have a job and career? Yes, but there are certainly other things I could do that would bring me joy and happiness […]
Proof Of God, Vol. VII
A construction worker in Alabama was recently taking a restroom break in the construction office’s bathroom when he looked down and saw a four-foot long snake in the toilet. At first he thought it was […]
Teacher Discriminated Against for Being A Pedophobe
An Ohio teacher is suing her school district for discrimination. The teacher suffers from pedophobia, which is a crippling fear of young children. Apparently, she had an agreement with the school district that she wouldn’t […]