Posts Tagged ‘ toilets ’

Looking for Toilets, My Travels Through Europe: Venice

August 3, 2017
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VENICE Doge’s Palace has a public toilet. See Venice while you can for many parts of it are sinking into the sea. It’s kinda like California slipping into the ocean at the rate of a…

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Soul by Darth Vader, Armor by American Standard

February 8, 2017
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stormtroopertoilet

Look at the photos below.   The armor and the toilet are made of the same stuff. Are storm troopers really transformers that can turn themselves into toilets as the need arises? Or did American…

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Warning

March 31, 2016
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Dear Toilet: You know how much I hate mopping floors. If you even HINT that you are going to overflow again and flood my bathroom floor and the adjacent hallway, I will not only rip…

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Finding Serenity with The Bowl Light

February 16, 2016
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I have embarked on an activity that has pushed me out of my comfort zone: Venture Capitalist Queries for HOPress-Shorehouse Books.  After presenting a great business plan to some VC companies whose CEOs are a…

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Proof Of God, Vol. VII

July 10, 2014
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Proof Of God, Vol. VII

A construction worker in Alabama was recently taking a restroom break in the construction office’s bathroom when he looked down and saw a four-foot long snake in the toilet. At first he thought it was…

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Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse

June 12, 2014
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Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   Last week, I described how preparing to fix my home’s only toilet turned into a half day ordeal. The rest of the day went pretty much the way you’d expect:…

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Who Takes Out The Trash On The Space Station?

May 2, 2014
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Who Takes Out The Trash On The Space Station?

I mean, seriously, who does it?  Because people are people, even if they are astronauts, and basic human nature has to intervene at some point. If the ISS operates anything like things do around my…

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HO– USEWORK (Dedicated to Our Valiant Female Ancestors)

November 24, 2013
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Eve didn’t know how good she had it there in the Garden of Eden. She and Adam didn’t live in a house, so she never had to clean. They ate with their hands, so there…

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Unicorn Bites 9/9/13

September 9, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 9/9/13

In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put the tiara…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 22, 2013
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Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump,…

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