Unicorn Bites 4/8/14
Married men would be awesome at Jeopardy if they had to phrase their answers in the form of an apology. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 8, 2014 Me: You can wear your purple coat. 1-year-old: […]
Tag: one year olds
Unicorn Bites 9/9/13
In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put […]
Unicorn Bites 8/26/13
Raising a 1-year-old is like dealing with a raccoon. I have to put the food out of reach and secure all trashcans. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 26, 2013 The best time to […]