Unicorn Bites 4/8/14
Married men would be awesome at Jeopardy if they had to phrase their answers in the form of an apology. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 8, 2014 Me: You can wear your purple coat. 1-year-old: […]
Married men would be awesome at Jeopardy if they had to phrase their answers in the form of an apology. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 8, 2014 Me: You can wear your purple coat. 1-year-old: […]
3-year-old: *hands me a plastic stegosaurus* "Here’s an extra one. Just in case." I don’t know what’s about to happen, but I’m terrified. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 7, 2014 3-year-old: Daddy, I […]