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Runners and Daughters – Undaunted

March 27, 2018
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I have a daughter who, once she makes up her mind, there is no changing it.   I call it stubborn, she says she is undaunted, persistent.  I think maybe she is also a little daft.…

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And Now for a Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister…Monty Python

May 19, 2016
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As we were discussing our daughters’ fierce food requirements when they come to visit, my friend, Pat revealed that she feels the same way as I do about  the wonders of kale. Pat’s daughter is…

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HumorOutcasts Radio with Parenting Experts…er…Humorists Dorothy Rosby and Tim Jones

April 15, 2016
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This week we had such fun playing Mom vs. Dad on Humoroutcasts Radio. And what better contestants than Tim Jones author of YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE: Misguided Parenting Strategies That Sounded Good at the Time…

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How To Raise A Family Of Women

March 31, 2015
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I’m completely screwed. I have three daughters. Besides the obvious joy that statement brings, it also means several other things: I have no hair, I’m never right, there will be three colleges, three weddings, and…

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My Daughter’s Torrid Love Affair with a Bald Man

November 7, 2014
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Knowing once upon a time I was just a wee lass who loved from afar, it arrived as no typhoon in my life when my daughter had her first schoolgirl crush. The recipient of her…

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Unicorn Bites #538

November 6, 2014
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4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don’t have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2014 Me: Why do you have…

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Unicorn Bites #524

October 16, 2014
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4-year-old: Why am I not in your wedding pictures? Me: You were born 3 years later. 4: *cries because we didn’t invite her* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Me: That lady is driving…

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Unicorn Bites 9/10/14

September 12, 2014
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4-year-old: I baked you cookies. Me: Really? Awesome. 4: *hands me imaginary cookies* Me: Kids are an unending source of disappointment. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2014 Wife: Do you know what the best…

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Unicorn Bites 7/22/14

July 23, 2014
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Wife: I need to get something off my chest. Me:*reaches for her bra* Wife: Are you really that dumb? Me: Wife: Me:*reaches for her bra* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 23, 2014 Based on what people think of Marilyn Monroe…

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Unicorn Bites 6/14/14

June 15, 2014
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Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014 My mom: Your brother got…

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