Cartoon: Tucker Carlson Doesn’t See M&Ms. He Sees S&Ms.

Jill Y and I had a disagreement of sorts. She said the mustache of Tom Selleck wasn’t the coolest of the things. After a couple of months, things began to calm down but not before […]
Hollywood takes great pride and joy in “pushing the envelope”. So much so that you’re not likely to get as much critical acclaim if your TV show or movie doesn’t try something over the top: […]
Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014 My mom: Your brother got […]
Bill Y wouldn’t be a big fan of conflict, preferring instead to laugh at life through the eyes of a deluded, misunderstood genius who will not give up trying to figure out how those damn […]