Unicorn Bites 6/14/14
Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014 My mom: Your brother got […]
Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014 My mom: Your brother got […]