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American Entree SLOW COOKER DR. PEPPER HAM INGREDIENTS 1 12-ounce can Dr. PepperTM3 tablespoons brown mustard¾ cup brown sugar5 pounds boneless or 5½ pounds bone-in ham SPECIAL UTENSIL slow cooker Serves 8. Takes 4 hours […]
Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014 My mom: Your brother got […]
Wife: I said to dress our toddler in tights Me: I did W: Those are leggings I have no idea what I did wrong, so I apologized & took a nap — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]