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Tag: water
Dishwashers: Annoyances in Disguise or the Tools of the Apocalypse?
My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the […]
A case for the Paper………….
Midlife has it’s ups and downs. One of my downs is sitting down about a hundred times a day to pee. This was even before my new healthy diet regimen. My new diet requires me […]
Don’t Wear Hot Dogs While Biking in the Rain
Uruguayan Entree PANCHO (hot dog) INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1½ tablespoons vegetable oil (additional 2 tablespoons later) 2½ tablespoons ketchup 2½ tablespoons mayonnaise 2 corn cobs 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 4 quarter pound hot dogs […]
Gentle Lady Seeks Ornamental Hermit.
Thank you Craigslist. I need someone to cover for me. Bill Y is going to get himself a cape. Me, a gentlewoman: Of good birth and in the bloom of youth; Possessed of vast estates […]
Small Plates, Big Problems
I don’t know how it is where you people live, but lately dining out in Los Angeles has made me think that all the restaurants have banded together and decided I’m too fat and are […]
Unicorn Bites 4/30/14
I don’t know why everyone complains about fake people. My imaginary friends have never asked me to give them money or help them move. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Can I […]
Ice Cubes and World Peace
Antarctic Entree ICE CUBES INGREDIENT water SPECIAL UTENSILS glacier pick axe Siberian husky panniers Van Gogh painting Twinkie monastery Porsche PREPARATION – If you live near a glacier. Take pick axe to glacier. Shatter a […]
Unicorn Bites 3/10/14
Wife: I said to dress our toddler in tights Me: I did W: Those are leggings I have no idea what I did wrong, so I apologized & took a nap — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]
Close–But Still No Cigar
It started with the Cialis drug ads and those two separate bathtubs that made me think the reason why the couple couldn’t have sex was not erectile dysfunction but geography. I don’t care how much […]