How To Solve All Our Water Problems

Most of the Southwest United States is in drought, which will come as no surprised to those who who’ve heard the term “Desert Southwest”. After all, Phoenix, Arizona, was built on a place that got […]
Most of the Southwest United States is in drought, which will come as no surprised to those who who’ve heard the term “Desert Southwest”. After all, Phoenix, Arizona, was built on a place that got […]
My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the […]
Midlife has it’s ups and downs. One of my downs is sitting down about a hundred times a day to pee. This was even before my new healthy diet regimen. My new diet requires me […]
Uruguayan Entree PANCHO (hot dog) INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1½ tablespoons vegetable oil (additional 2 tablespoons later) 2½ tablespoons ketchup 2½ tablespoons mayonnaise 2 corn cobs 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 4 quarter pound hot dogs […]
Thank you Craigslist. I need someone to cover for me. Bill Y is going to get himself a cape. Me, a gentlewoman: Of good birth and in the bloom of youth; Possessed of vast estates […]
I don’t know how it is where you people live, but lately dining out in Los Angeles has made me think that all the restaurants have banded together and decided I’m too fat and are […]
I don’t know why everyone complains about fake people. My imaginary friends have never asked me to give them money or help them move. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Can I […]
Antarctic Entree ICE CUBES INGREDIENT water SPECIAL UTENSILS glacier pick axe Siberian husky panniers Van Gogh painting Twinkie monastery Porsche PREPARATION – If you live near a glacier. Take pick axe to glacier. Shatter a […]
Wife: I said to dress our toddler in tights Me: I did W: Those are leggings I have no idea what I did wrong, so I apologized & took a nap — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]