Dishwashers: Annoyances in Disguise or the Tools of the Apocalypse?

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My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the […]

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Gentle Lady Seeks Ornamental Hermit.

Thank you Craigslist. I need someone to cover for me. Bill Y is going to get himself a cape. Me, a gentlewoman: Of good birth and in the bloom of youth; Possessed of vast estates […]

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Unicorn Bites 4/30/14

I don’t know why everyone complains about fake people. My imaginary friends have never asked me to give them money or help them move. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Can I […]

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Ice Cubes and World Peace

Antarctic Entree ICE CUBES INGREDIENT water SPECIAL UTENSILS glacier pick axe Siberian husky panniers Van Gogh painting Twinkie monastery Porsche PREPARATION – If you live near a glacier. Take pick axe to glacier. Shatter a […]

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