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Misread News Item #2, The Earth

July 30, 2023 Paul De Lancey

I misread the following news title today: “Earth Has Tilted 31.5 Inches. That Shouldn’t Happen.”– Popular Mechanics, July 13, 2023 I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. I was quite worried for […]

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How To Solve All Our Water Problems

June 27, 2021June 27, 2021 Mark R Hunter

Most of the Southwest United States is in drought, which will come as no surprised to those who who’ve heard the term “Desert Southwest”. After all, Phoenix, Arizona, was built on a place that got […]

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Climate Summit Ponders Gas Emissions, Accuses U.S. of Ripping One

May 1, 2021May 1, 2021 Dave Jaffe

by Dave Jaffe Nearly four years after backing out of the Paris Climate Accord, the U.S. invited 40 world leaders to a climate summit by issuing the forceful, yet profound message, “Take a joke! Jeez!” […]

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Zambian Ifisashi and the Best Countries for Sleeping

January 2, 2015 Paul De Lancey

Zambian Entree IFISASHI INGREDIENTS 1 pound unsalted peanuts 1 onion 2 tomatoes ½ pound collard greens ½ pound spinach 1 small sweet potato 2 tablespoons peanut oil 1¾ cups water ¾ teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSIL […]

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The Big One

March 3, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Some people think that our planet is just like the relationship between Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin – it can’t get any warmer. But it can, and it is. Just look at the mega-storms like […]

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