Punxatawny Phil, Mr. Armageddon
Punxatawny Phil, Mr. Armageddon We all know that when the gopher Punxatawny Phil comes outside our temperatures hang in the balance. If he sees his shadow we get six more weeks of winter. If not, […]
Tag: global warming
Guava Shells and the Cure for Global Warming
Cuban Dessert CASCOS DE GUAYABA(Guava Shells With Cheese) INGREDIENTS 1 15-ounce can guava shells in syrup*8 ounces cream cheese * = Found in Hispanic supermarkets or online. Serves 4. Takes 15 minutes. PREPARATION Remove guava […]
Insanity and Ice Fishing, But I Repeat Myself
I hear it’s going to be a “good” year for ice fishing. I thought every year was a bad year for ice fishing. I mean, it involves standing on a frozen lake in the middle […]
Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
HumorOutcasts.com is proud to present the tweets of comic and writer Brian Kiley. HOPress will be releasing two of Brian’s novels. First up is the re-release of The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins in February. […]
Bad Advice Friday +1, 5-06-17
Oh my gosh. There was a Friday this week. So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. Sorry, it’s a day late. I was whooping it up […]
Shrimp Creole and Space Travel
Cajun Entree SHRIMP CREOLE INGREDIENTS ⅔ cup rice 1½ pounds shrimp will shells on 1⅓ cups water 1 stalk celery 2 garlic cloves 1 green bell pepper 1 large onion 3 tablespoons butter ½ teaspoon […]
Scientists to Call Time on Global Warming Hoax
The world scientists who spend most of their time playing practical jokes on humanity have announced that they are bringing down the curtain on their global warming hoax. “If you look at great shows like […]
Is the US Government Serious About Climate Change? You Betcha!
The US Government plans to announce a multi-trillion dollar program to combat climate change during this week’s world summit at the United Nations. According to Washington insiders, the plan will show the world that the […]
A Message From God: Lines Are Open, Call Now
I’m an expired catholic and a little rusty on the praying front. In fact, I think the last time I prayed as a paid-up member of a religion was when I asked Saint Martin to […]
We Need To Talk About Kelvin
My writing occasionally turns me into a social outcast, lost in a purgatory entirely of my own making. I’m fine with that because the topic is usually very important (like Hostess discontinuing the Ding Dong). […]