Pope Donald, the Wisest, Boldest and Best

With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty […]
With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty […]
HOPress will be releasing a third book of cartoons from Phillip Dillman in December. Please check out Phillip Dillman’s cartoon first two books Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft(HOPress, 2014) and More Scripture Scribbles: […]
If you see this, it’s already too late. Computers that take forever to load, freeze, or crash make you cuss. Repeatedly. They make you say horrific things that […]
4-year-old: What’s hope? Me: The first stage of disappointment. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2014 How women plan a party: 1) Pick a theme 2) Make decorations 3) Cook festive foods How men plan […]
I’m an expired catholic and a little rusty on the praying front. In fact, I think the last time I prayed as a paid-up member of a religion was when I asked Saint Martin to […]
Introverts want to be away from people. Extroverts want to be around them. Perverts want to be inside them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2014 Daycare lady: Your 2-year-old head-butted another kid over a snack. […]
We’re all wondering how this Duck Dynasty phenomenon is ultimately going to end, right? I think I know the answer. But I’m not talking about the show itself, but what comes afterward. We’re talking the […]
George’s time on earth had come to an end, and he slowly materialized at the pearly gates. “So…I’ve finally come to see the Big Dog.” “Yes, welcome to heaven. You’ll see him soon.” George looked […]