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The Pope, Twitter and Your Online Vocation

July 18, 2013July 18, 2013 Neal Mayhem

The Pope says if you follow him on Twitter, you’ll get into Heaven faster. That is, until he finds out about other stuff you do online.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayheaven, online, Pope, salvation, twitter

George and Max

November 14, 2011November 14, 2011 Eric Hetvile

George’s time on earth had come to an end, and he slowly materialized at the pearly gates. “So…I’ve finally come to see the Big Dog.” “Yes, welcome to heaven. You’ll see him soon.” George looked […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipsdogs, God, heaven, Jesus

Friday Humor Devotional

September 16, 2011September 16, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Oh Dear Lord,  please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s  . . . oh, have him dress in drag […]

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4 CommentsFictionalzheimer's, christianity, Devil, friday humor devotional, heaven, heavenly kingdom, pat robertson

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