Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior. I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen. Check out more of […]
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Pat Robertson: God Controls Stock Market
PAT ROBERTSON SAYS GOD CONTROLS STOCK MARKET “The stock market plunge,” says televangelist Pat Robertson, “is God’s punishment for our government funding Planned Parenthood.” Whoa! A hot damn… whoa! We knew Pat told us God […]
The Art of Panicking Well
I have been practicing the art of being cool, calm and collected in life situations. I am here to say that I suck at it. I can blame it on being a writer and all […]
In the Gay Old Wintertime
As this long, cold, lonely winter turns into more winter, many are asking, “What the fuck’s going on here?” Well the answer is simple because a winter this extreme can only mean one thing: we have become […]
Reason #9,567 to tax religious organizations: Taxpayer-subsidized grifters
Maybe you won’t be surprised to learn that Pat Robertson operated a fake charity following the 1994 Rwandan genocide that actually funded his Liberian diamond mines. In 1999, The shit bag pastor and former Republican […]
Pat Robertson: Gays Carry Killer AIDS Rings, Mikey Died From Pop Rocks and Coke
Recently on the 700 Club, Pat Robertson informed his co-host of the sick and twisted trick that gay people use to spread AIDS to the general public. “You know what they do in San Francisco, […]
Roswell UFO Survivor Finally Identified after 66 Years
Sixty-six years ago today, newspapers around the world splashed pictures of a supposed UFO crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. Since that day, conspiracy theorists have speculated that not only were dead aliens found at […]
And Another Michelle Bachmann Tirade
Michele Bachmann said the repeal of DOMA will endanger the United States, its children and the traditional concept of marriage. Upon hearing Bachmann’s tirade, Pat Robertson said, “Don’t listen to Michelle. She is a straight, […]
Pat Robertson and the Wandering Man
On the 700 Club, Pat Robertson told a female viewer that men have a natural inclination to “wander” and it’s the wife’s responsibility to keep her man from wandering by making her home “enticing”. On […]
Pat Robertson Blasts Gays For Rampant Extramarital Sex
On The 700 Club yesterday, television evangelist Pat Robertson blasted homosexuals, complaining that they engage in rampant premarital and extramarital sexual acts. He pointed to some damning statistics gathered by his research department that clearly […]