The Place to Take a Humor Break
On The 700 Club yesterday, television evangelist Pat Robertson blasted homosexuals, complaining that they engage in rampant premarital and extramarital sexual acts. He pointed to some damning statistics gathered by his research department that clearly […]
Recently, Jesus sat down for a heartfelt talk with Katie Couric where he spoke candidly on a broad range of topics, including politics, literature, music, and the environment. The most startling exchange, though, occurred when […]
Evangelist Pat Robertson says that if you buy clothes at a goodwill store, you need to pray over them in case the clothes were possessed by demons—yep, demons. The possibility of possessed clothing leads me […]
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman PAT: IF MANNING GETS HURT, BRONCO’S FAULT Pat Robertson looked directly at the 700 Club camera and said Denver deserves it if Manning gets hurt. Well, there you go. […]
Very few people will be taking Pat Robertson’s marriage advice seriously…we hope. On a recent broadcast on the “700 Club”, an “elightened” husband wrote in and asked Robertson’s advice on how to make his wife […]
As Pat Robertson has gotten on in years, even he has taken to technology to assist him in some of his important duties. His most important duty is, of course, helping the world at large […]
Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall. However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed […]
Apparently, Jesus has been found in an isolated part of Siberia, at least 100 miles from the nearest town. Technically, a man known as Vissarion, which means the Teacher, claims to be the reincarnated Jesus. […]
Pat Robertson Called an SNL skit that included actors playing Jesus and Tim Tebow disgusting. Well, if anyone knows what disgusting is, it’s Pat Robertson , you know the man who proclaimed it’s okay for […]
Oh Dear Lord, please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s . . . oh, have him dress in drag […]