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WELCOME TO YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY – PLEASE TAKE YOUR DILDOS WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE!

October 16, 2018
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A librarian pal recently posted the following question on a Facebook group for librarians: “If there were a sign that prohibited the craziest, oddest or grossest thing that has happened at your library, what would…

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There are rules to obey on a trip to Disneyland

July 28, 2017
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There are rules to obey on a trip to Disneyland

We said we’d wait at least another decade before going back to Disneyland after the last exhausting visit, but there we were, only two years later, going back. Such a reversal in not without precedent.…

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Life with Harmony the Cat II

January 24, 2016
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After much consideration and thought, I have come to the conclusion that it would be beneficial to all concerned parties for me to set up rules of behavior. I have posted the following on the…

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Cut The Crapisms

October 24, 2014
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Cut The Crapisms

I consider myself a good mom and an effective parent. I’ve never gotten a call from the school or police department that started off like, “Please say that you are the parent of <insert child’s…

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Has The McPlague Already Started?

February 20, 2014
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Has The McPlague Already Started?

The New York Times recently reported that two million Americans fall ill from antibiotic-resistant bacteria every year and 23,000 die from those infections. A major source of the problem is factory farms, where healthy animals…

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Platitudinal Relationship Advice Becomes Viral Sensation

November 20, 2013
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Platitudinal Relationship Advice Becomes Viral Sensation

A Minneapolis husband has found viral fame with his recent blog post entitled “How To Treat Her Good.” Shared millions of times across Twitter and Facebook, “How To Treat Her Good” offers some amazing relationship…

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Twitter Rules: Friends and Followers

August 13, 2013
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Twitter Rules:  Friends and Followers

  Let me preface this post by saying that in the past three years, I have met some wonderful people on Twitter. In fact, some of these people I count among my closest friends. However,…

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Pat Robertson: Marital Advice Gone Wrong

September 12, 2012
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Pat Robertson: Marital Advice Gone Wrong

Very few people will be taking Pat Robertson’s marriage advice seriously…we hope. On a recent broadcast on the “700  Club”, an “elightened” husband wrote in and asked Robertson’s advice on how to make his wife…

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The Procrastinator’s Club: You Don’t Have to Join Right Now!

November 3, 2011
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 I have decided to start a procrastination club. In reality, I decided to start it last year, but I put it off until today. The rules of membership are simple. You sign up, and wait…

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So, You Wanna Learn Football? Lesson 1

September 16, 2011
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So, You Wanna Learn Football? Lesson 1

Recently, two women asked me to explain football to them. It seems their boss is hosting a football party and they do not want to look “stupid” when watching the game.  The women have been…

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