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WELCOME TO YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY – PLEASE TAKE YOUR DILDOS WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE!

October 16, 2018
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A librarian pal recently posted the following question on a Facebook group for librarians: “If there were a sign that prohibited the craziest, oddest or grossest thing that has happened at your library, what would…

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From Bacon To Meth: The World’s Weirdest Bookmarks

September 23, 2018
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When you work in a library, you soon learn that patrons can make use of some rather unlikely things to mark their places as they read, which they’ll often forget to remove when the books…

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Want To Rob A Bank With Me?

August 15, 2018
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My smart phone has a feature that allows you to scan in your thumb print, after which it will recognize your thumb and unlock itself so you don’t have to enter your password each time…

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The Trump Presidential Library

June 5, 2018
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White House sources reveal that planning for the Donald Trump presidential library has now begun but has encountered several early snags. The primary obstacle is the almost complete absence of books, magazines, or writings of…

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What Would Steven Slater Do? (WWSSD?)

May 14, 2018
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By: Janet Golden and Roz Warren Several summers ago, flight attendant Steven Slater, fed up with dealing with the public, cursed, grabbed a beer and slid down the evacuation chute of the JetBlue aircraft that…

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The Trump Presidential Library?

April 3, 2018
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Designs are being submitted for the future trump library. Here are some of the more popular ideas:: 1. A Porn movie set 2. A Chuck E. Cheese so he can play games, get prizes and…

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Happy Valentine’s Day From Your Local Librarian

February 14, 2018
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Is every librarian a poet at heart? I don’t know, but a group of librarians just put their heads together and came up with these library-themed Valentine’s Day poems: Roses are red Your book’s overdue.…

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  ORSON SCOTT CART, MEET LOUISA MAY ALCART: TOP TWENTY NICKNAMES LIBRARIANS HAVE GIVEN TO BOOKCARTS

January 24, 2018
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 If you work in a library, you work with book carts, so naturally you give them nicknames. You could call your faithful book cart Bumpy, Squeaky, Rusty or Tipsy.  But surely you can do better…

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Mr. Creeping Hands, Gum-Popping Granny and Crabby Newspaper Guy: Welcome To Your Local Library

December 22, 2017
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At the library where I work, we have an incredibly challenging patron whose imperious demands, unpleasant attitude and relentless sense of entitlement annoy and depress us all so much that we’ve nicknamed her “Sunshine.” (Never…

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HOPress-A Review of Our 2017 Releases – Week 3

December 6, 2017
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This is our third week of  highlighting this year’s releases for HOPress, Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books for  the holiday season.  Up this week: Need One!: A Lunatic’s Attempt to Attend 365 Games in…

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