My time on Mars was necessarily brief
1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me!
2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness.
3) Renewed CD.
4) Briefly contemplated the infinite.
5) Went to monthly massage therapy. She spent much more time on my head and neck than usual because I walked into a window at last week’s craft class.
5b) If you’re wondering does walking into a window hurt, the answer is yes.
6) Ate lunch.
7) Went to the library for this week’s crafts session. Made progress on my latch-hook project.
8) Did not walk into a window at any time.
9) Help with friend’s CD question.
10) Used extra-springy trampoline to bounce my way to Mars.
11) Had to return to Earth right away as I can only hold my breath so long.
12) Fortunately, NASA had left a trampoline on Mars during its last mission there.
13) Bounced my way back to Earth. Boy, did I take a big gulp of air!
14) Ordered some place markers for the Great Latch Hook Project.
15) Made quesadillas for the natives.
Behave yourselves.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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